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Greetings, earth monkees. this is count ambio, your fearless leader. i have lived amongst your kind for almost six decades and for the most part you have been most amusing,
i now think it is time to give you observations of your world in order for you to have a clear vision of the insane but often hilarious paradox you have created for yourself. why? beats me. i just like doing stuff like this. love me do. count ambio,